I had a baby, now i want my partying life back?

I know exactly what you mean. I know being a father is part of the responsibility of life that we take on as parents, but god damn it I need a break. I feel like I'm a security guard, supervisor, dr., dietitian, orthopedist, lawyer, judge, and psychiatrist all in one day. I love my kids but I need a vacation at least a thousand miles away in an island that forbids the usage of clothing. Uhhh paradise.